Uh Oh

Stay tuned for some angry people.

Stop the Insanity

You just knew that ugly Crocs were only the start. Check these out, the results of two bad ideas coming together.
My favorite comment on the article: “I’ve noticed that, here in Florida, at least, girls wear those awful Uggs with the skimpiest short shorts you will ever find. Thus have we coined a new phrase [...]

Bluetooth Follies

So, here I am at Inversions with my laptop. And there’s a guy here who’s been sitting with a particularly large glowing blue ear dildo stuck to the side of his head. He actually just made a call and sat with his hand cupped over his ear – I noticed because it looked so weird, [...]

When You’re Crazy, It’s Always About You

The benefit of being monomaniacal is that everything is about your favorite topic. Everything. And so, from the American Land Rights Association, we find this:

By ambushing Senator Larry Craig, the Minneapolis St Paul Airport Police have effectively declared war on the West. They are primarily responsible for greatly weakening private property rights and Federal [...]